It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
Can I just…..?????
Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean
Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.
I imagine this could provide our neglected followers with some entertainment
dragging it is priceless
I love how with Disney villains their songs are usually either “glorified soliloquies about their plans” or “trying to make a deal with the protagonist” but Gaston’s song is literally the whole town trying to raise his shattered ego after he got rejected from a marriage proposal given to the one woman in town that would quite obviously turn him down.
No one brings townspeople together for astounding musical acts like Gaston
Remember that time soldiers crossdressed for justice in a Disney movie and nobody gave a shit? Yeah. Look at that sass. Soldier sass.
CROSSDRESSED FOR JUSTICE
Crossdressing never looked so badass and patriotic.
CROSSDRESSING FOR GREAT JUSTICE
I don’t think people realize just how revolutionary Mulan was. This was made in 1998, and sure, queer rights had gone forward, but there was still a lot of work to be done. Gay marriage was illegal in most states in America, and transexualism and crossdressing was barely even discussed. And what does motherfucking Disney do? THEY DRESS UP THESE BUTCH, ALL-MAN SOLDIERS AS WOMEN RIGHT WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO GO KICK ASS. AND THEY DO IT WHILE PLAYING A SONG ABOUT BEING A MAN.
Seriously, the choice of song makes it even cooler. They’re playing “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” while we watch crossdressing soldiers. Meaning that this doesn’t make them any less of men. They’re still men, and still cool as hell. And this while Mulan has also shown througout the movie that women are also fucking badass, and hell, she beats the Big Boss Hun with a fucking fan.
This movie came along to show that gender identity was not only totally up to you, not only that stereotypes suck, but also that gender identity does not determine awesomeness.
A new addition to my growing collection of gross/scary/inappropriate sexy Halloween costumes.
there’s nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think “oh god they’re going to find me naked”
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet